I'm Topher. I like long walks on the beach, Russian Roulette, and bear knife fighting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: bobbymoynihan)
I don’t know why this popped into my head right before I left work, but it did and around 4:45 in the morning I couldn’t quit chuckling to myself because of it.
Video games should come with Pay-The-Fuck-Attention Controls—like Parental Control, only for friends I loan games to that always skip the story. Honesty, you can sit through movies and tv shows, but when a cutscene comes on, how can you not pay attention for 3 minutes. Motherfucker, there WILL be discussion questions when you’re finished.
Music To Misbehave To
Howls floating castle forest in the ocean. This is the next Ghibli film?
(Source: theamericankid)
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Hannibal needs to not be everybody’s go-to guy.
swiggity swannibal, don’t trust hannibal
now that’s what I like to hear