I'm Topher. I like long walks on the beach, Russian Roulette, and bear knife fighting.

 

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Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

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I don’t know why this popped into my head right before I left work, but it did and around 4:45 in the morning I couldn’t quit chuckling to myself because of it.

Video games should come with Pay-The-Fuck-Attention Controls—like Parental Control, only for friends I loan games to that always skip the story. Honesty, you can sit through movies and tv shows, but when a cutscene comes on, how can you not pay attention for 3 minutes. Motherfucker, there WILL be discussion questions when you’re finished.