I'm Topher. I like long walks on the beach, Russian Roulette, and bear knife fighting.
Video games should come with Pay-The-Fuck-Attention Controls—like Parental Control, only for friends I loan games to that always skip the story. Honesty, you can sit through movies and tv shows, but when a cutscene comes on, how can you not pay attention for 3 minutes. Motherfucker, there WILL be discussion questions when you’re finished.